- Her: I should go to the store, buy my boyfriend some class cuhs that hoe sure aint got nun.
- Me: I finally decided what to save up for...a heightjob...for my girlfriend.
- Her: Hey babe, I bought you some toilet paper because you're full of crap.
- Me: Hey babe, you're not black enough to steal peoples jokes, especially from your uncle.
- Her: hey babe, I was wondering why you were screaming earlier but then I notice that you were standing in front of your mirror.
- Me: Hey babe, I think that roach was on its back because it rather look at your dirty floor than your ugly face.
- Her: hey babe,did somebody call 911 because i think your face's an emergency
- Me: Babe, not even michellephan can fix your face.
- Her: You know what's smaller than your bed babe? your penis
- Me: Hey guess what babe? my table has better curves than you do.
I’ll be there for anyone, friend, family, enemy, and stranger. I’ll always be there for them because I believe that we are here to help each other out in order to get through the hard parts in life. Sometimes you’re gonna need help, can’t always be alone right? I mean no offense but the lonely ones are the ones that…give up on life…suicide. I don’t want that to happen especially to teenagers around our ages. I wanna help the world one step at a time and I believe this is one big step. To make sure that each individual is not alone and more special than they think they are.
There’s nothing wrong with having some positive energy in your life after all, positive is greater than negative energy.
- Drew Carey: Bad choices to make when your genie grants you three wishes
- Colin Mochrie: Uh, two cokes and some chips
- Tyon: Yo Luong, you gonna clean that grill right?
- Me: Yeah, I got it man!
- Tyon: You sure you got it bro?
- Me: Yeah I got it! *points at nametag* You know what Luong means in english right?
- Tyon: What does it mean?
- Me: It means I got this shit bro, I got it!
- Us: LMfaoooooo
Statue outside stadium by Cazimiro on Flickr.
(Source: charismadoll)
